shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

Boomer shit

Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.

The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit

by Entomologydistroyer July 29, 2024

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

Shit-eye

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese

1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?

by alternativelogic July 21, 2021

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.

Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.

by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024