by cosmic guts April 30, 2011
by Iem apedo November 23, 2023
When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
Let go stir your noodles!
by Noodle girl December 13, 2017
The grass in your front lawn is so nice/
Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 07, 2016
The act of docking, placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another uncircumcised penis.
After meeting at the adult movie theater Sam pulled Pat up off his knees and said, "Let's go back to my place Roll your sleeves up."
by iyogurt March 31, 2018
Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.
by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023