Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

mill your self

its another word of saying ''kill your self'' but not so violent. Just replacing ''kill'' for ''mill''

go mill your self respectfully!

by yurrrdurrr March 21, 2022

Tuck in your lip

It means to silence or shut up-

Oi Tuck in your lip i have had enough of your crap

by Olowaseun Olofunketa March 21, 2022

Your Mom

An object you make fun of (also from 2018)
Many definitions include but are not limited to:
Whale, big, fat, gay, dumb, stupid, idiot, and flat

Person 1: Yo do you see that over there?
Person 2: What are you talking about
Person 1: It's Your Mom

by forb ig eyes March 21, 2022

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022