Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018

Lard Ass

Bean joober

Bean joober is a lard ass

by bean250joob August 14, 2021

Ass-nana

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you hang a banana out of your ass so that you can block red shells from hitting you.

Hey Kurtis, I just threw a red shell at you.

Fuck you Jenna, I blocked it with my Ass-nana.

by Assnanalover May 21, 2022

Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"

Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty

by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017

National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

Dopi ass

Somebody that is fucking stupid and retarded
Dont go close to one you Will get autism

Tyhmä dopi ass

by Benis muto June 5, 2018