my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:

as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.

Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

not my brand of whiskey

not my area of professional expertise

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2012

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!

Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012