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Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
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My Space

1.A way of getting rapped, Kidnapped, and molested.

2.Rape
Example 1:
Mom: Where did Jenifer go?
Daughter: She made a My Space page .
Mom: Oh.
Example 2:

The girl was MySpaced yesterday at the mall.
by user_namer July 8, 2011
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not my boy

When Someone sees somethinq/someone they dnt like on/with there friend
or

if there homie is with an uqly smut or Female.
examp.
Male ; Yeo , who is that my guy ?
Friend ; My new shawty .
Male ; haha . Not My Boy

examp.2
male; why the fck ya posinq like that? Not My Boy
by JazzzDoee July 18, 2011
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Snuggie with my nuggie

The act of cuddling with your significant other who is of African-American descent.
I can't wait to snuggie with my nuggie tonight! He has such a big penis!
by thatbitchvikki July 22, 2011
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My Chemical Epicness

A series of youtube videos done by two epic spaztic fails.
The videos themselves contain a variety of random skits, scenes, songs, and fails. For some reason, the videos are always shot at night between 10:30p.m.-6:30a.m.

The 'fails' that make the videos are main host Gabby, and the techie co-host Danie.
Guy1: Did you see My Chemical Epicness 2?

Guy2: Nahh, not yet.

Guy1: Dude, it was hilarious! They danced to a RHPS song, and Gabby thought Danie died and then... (etc)
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stepping on my man

To flirt with a guy/girl who belongs to someone else.
I'll beat a bitch's ass if she even looks at my man, let alone try stepping on my man
by Yvonne-jacc July 30, 2011
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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