Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.

We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.

by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023

Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

Dirty dylan

When you masturbate whilst listening to a work colleague rail your mother in the next room.

Last night chris from work came round to see my mum, i couldnt resist a sneaky dirty Dylan.

by Newstepdad December 21, 2024

Dirty Ketchup

A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.

Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.

by Some guy in the US January 3, 2022

dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and fingering them for the unique feel

i gave my gf a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

Dirty Bird

A dirty bird, a women who has no morals or respect for themselves. In other words a whore. Dirty Bird, or DB

"Hey man, i hope you didn't sleep with that Paige girl"
Yeah i did, why?
"I hear that girl is a Dirty Bird''

by greensmurf420 November 8, 2011

Dirty Nikole

The act of riding a (you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) while watching Rainbowdash and the power of friendship; by the way she's straight asf.

I wish I could have a dirty Nikole with my brony bf next week.

by Trecofsky_Diane September 21, 2021