clarksburg zombie

One who is out walking the streets at all hrs of the night. usually under the influence of methamphetamine...

Man did you see all the clarksburg zombies at McDonald's and go mart

by Zombie hunter 304 January 14, 2022

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Marvel Zombie

Inspired by a Marvel comic series started by Robert Kirkman, A person who’s got bad tunnel vision to the point they are willing destroy the lives of all those around them.

We need to fire all these Marvel Zombies from office and let the people fairly re-elect representatives.

by Ami Magee May 26, 2022

White Zombie

A type of individual that is addicted to cocaine; this individual will likely be joined by others of their kind and weasel their way in to any social situation that gets them closer to their fix.

I’m gonna have an after party at closing time, not sure who’s gonna come, besides the white zombies who know I’m holding.

by gator slicer 69 June 23, 2022

Zerk Zombie

Zerk Zombie is a type of Zombie that is similar too a the walking dead zombie but has something to do with holes in cars

A Zerk Zombie lubed a hole in my car or something

by Tynsklan5 August 26, 2022