too young to watch Threadpool

This phrase is a concise way to mean, "My parents still deem the movie 'Threadpool' to be too inappropriate for me to watch," regardless whether you're still 5, 15, or 25 years old. Here, 'Threadpool' can be replaced by any movie with excessive amount of inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, etc.), but 'Threadpool' is among the most common movies for children to salivate at whilst still being too young to watch said movies.

At 25, I still joke with my friends that I'm too young to watch Threadpool—it’s just a classic line for any movie my parents thought was too wild for me!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

Young adult affirming care

When you are affirming a oersons gender and they're between 18-30.

Young adult affirming care should be banned also. If you're talking positively about gender affirming care for minors under 18, you should be punished

by Sexydimma December 3, 2025

Young Thomas

A playful reference to a British penis.

Oi bruv, Young Thomas hanging out the britches today, aye?

by Fredrick G December 31, 2025

Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.

Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week

by Mambah November 22, 2021

So young Drake Bell with Vans

Used when comparing one's behavior or apperance to a young Drake Bell with vans.

"Oh my gosh, Laney just dropped her water bottle."
"That's so young Drake Bell with vans."

by saturnundiscovered January 14, 2025

Young nigga

Money perfect home loving parents where the ingredients chosen to create the perfect children but professor von accidentally added a extra ingredient concoction, Glocks with a switch thus the young nigga where born

He’s a young nigga

by Gucci burger January 25, 2025

Young "Angie" Jeezy: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Young "Angie" Jeezy: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025