bird's nest

Cockney rhyming slang for chest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."

by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003

Retarded bird

When you lie on the ground and look like you retarded and fell out of a tree.

Look, aaron is bustin out the retarded bird!

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

baby birds

moochers with a drug problem. lacking the resources to support their own habit, they expect friends and acquaintances to provide party favors and will shamelessly make a nuisance of themselves with begging, longing looks and expectant open beaks. accompanied by "cheep cheep" noises.

Scott: I'm gonna come by to try out this new stuff I picked up.

Me: The baby birds will be so excited!

by one eye shut July 21, 2009

bird seed

A bird seed is a skanky girl who claims she's a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

e.x. look at all this bird seed on opening day.

e.x. Joe just went to the game for the bird seed.

by sheila tits. April 19, 2011

Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.

"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding

by djaguar September 12, 2013

Dirty bird

Another term for flipping someone off.

"... Did that guy just flash us the dirty bird?"

by Tartonkovski August 22, 2007

Bird Bath

Putting see through plastic saran wrap over the FRAME of the toliet and then close the lid ( good prank to use ) and when a female is using the bathroom they will shit on the saran wrap and get it all over their self (lol) and preferable when they pee it will just splash all over their vagina lol

saran wrap over toliet.... i call it BIRD BATH

by Dro n da WIND1 April 21, 2009