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Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
by The Chodester June 8, 2023
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Chode

When a man penis is wider than it is long
Bro you have a chode or yo i've got a chode
by 1q2w3e4r5t6z77gh June 12, 2023
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Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
That dude is such a chode
by Souless75 June 22, 2023
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giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.
by GigaChode February 25, 2023
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Chug Water Chode

A fello from chug water Wyoming with a abnormally wide yet stubby penis
My friend Ricky is know for his chug water chode
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023
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Chode Mode

A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.
My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!
by chodiebrodie January 16, 2023
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Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross
by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024
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