google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

google

contains all the secrets of the internet and the world. nothing is safe.

just google it.

by khallie September 9, 2019

google password

the most complex fucking thing in the world

my password: "ooga booga 7&"
google password: "VKRtyu8viweby8I&Y TE^*& HN&37t867868767878^^*&&*^&*^&*^^&*^*&^*&*^&:)n7bgrvfyih7nbi8en3hg2yvtFVFTFFTTFCCTTRV*&H^(*N #&(*^&*W657875ryoure gayhygtyhgthygthyygthygtyhgthygtJHHHHHHHHHHHH@B&* #BH68j63657%%^%^65754784678o6589689^%&(^%*%$&*^(^%$#^%*&%$#$"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

by 2056p June 12, 2012

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

Google it

A phrase "karens" use to try to strengthen her stupid claim

Person 1: WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED ROOM? I DONT KNOW YOU AND THE FRONT DOOR IS LOCKED, HOW DID YOU GET IN?

Karen: This is my house, Google it

by Asier Monoga February 16, 2021

Google hazard

When a set of search terms returns results from an unrelated area, making zeroing in on your subject much more difficult.

Searching for "parallel filter" is a strong google hazard. Search for "parallel implementation filter" instead.

by large_ovine August 26, 2013