next shit

Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.

He be sayin some next shit!

I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!

by The Bikeyorph November 18, 2004

Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

shit elf

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.

man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Shit Rat

a term used by police officers when talking to other officers, that describes criminals that continue to re-commit crimes regardless of jail time served or programs taken.

"ya I heard he's a real shit rat"

by sparky the dog February 18, 2009

shit for brains

It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.

Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"

by LILR1 August 19, 2008

shit clit

When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris

Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again

by Daddy Bongo December 3, 2015

shit corn

The pieces of corn left in your shit after you take a dump.

Dude1: I just took a shit... and theres corn floating in it.
Dude2: That's shit corn man...

by Brenden H January 6, 2008