Cuddly Top

A relatively thin garment with a smooth feel, generally worn by a female, can be a singlet but can have sleeves, even long ones. Always slipped on (no buttons, zip etc).

When wearing such an item, the woman can be felt in a more sensitive way, thus making her more cuddly.

My darling is wearing a very cuddly top.

by Earl Purple May 23, 2006

Top Soil

Topsoil is a word used to insult someone. Similar to calling someone a "dirt sack" but is much worse. Topsoil is worse than be being called "dirt" because top soil is what you walk on.

Pat *takes a hit out of rotation*
Tom: "Dude you're fucking top soil"

by bleu balls January 12, 2010

Top Slice

The most unflawed of moves while freeskiing. Like the top slice of pizza leftovers that were all stacked on one plate to save room in the fridge. The cheese is uninterrupted.

That 1080 tail grab was top slice!

by OuttaBounZ January 5, 2009

Tank top

Purple stuff X Tank top gay face

You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all

Example 1:
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ

by Delete this account now September 2, 2023

Carrot Top

when the tip of a mans penis has a tuft of hair on it

Frank: Dude, Jerry's so hairy, I bet he has a carrot top!

by samm...y May 17, 2006

Top G

The guy who tops in a homosexual relationship between guys usually the "Top G" is the one who initiates the backdoor docking protocol between two strapping gentleman while the ones who praise and the defend their Top G are the nubile bottoms who are in charge of receiving and servicing the Top G within the relationship

Andrew is the Top G of the male losers of society as he f*cks the suckers of hustlers university financially

by Top G for Greta lmao January 2, 2023

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018