pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

girl pee

pee from girl

"girl pee"

by ILookLikeATurtle June 22, 2025

pee pee

a mans pee pee thats is also a tiktok sound it's very interesting you can owe and also breed with it to create more pee pees females love pee pees we need more pee pees in the world

PERIODT POO

girl 1: oh man patrisha i would die for his pee pee
girl 2: yeah me too, so does every other girl even jacob

by kolb January 12, 2020

pee

Means you needto go to the fucking toilet you little shit

i need to pee

by Rantante12345678900000 July 23, 2021

pee pee butt

the most hurtful word you can ever hear out of of a mouth.

hey ryan your a "pee pee butt" *ryan kills himself*

by 69peepeebuttlord420 October 15, 2021

es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022