Paper

They Hurt like Fuck when you cut yourself with them

"FUCK I GOT A PAPERCUT"

by Ads's best friend March 1, 2023

Paper

When someone or something is goody two shoes af and does everything by the book; A person that abides by all laws

These drivers here are paper af!!!

by Danie O. Love May 26, 2018

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009

Paper Hoe

An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.

"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"

"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"

by ClassOf_06Still_A_Teachers_Pet May 27, 2024

freedom papers

Money

I am working on our freedom papers so we can afford freedom.

by ChiClassFlashback December 30, 2023

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020