Verb: to dutch spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males who split the cost of one passive (male or female) prostitute. Man 1 pentrates the prostitute from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of man 2.
Noun: The act off...
Verb: Would you like to dutch spit roast a hooker with me?
Note: not respective of cost sharing out of frugality, opportunity, or necessity.
Noun: The act off...
Verb: Would you like to dutch spit roast a hooker with me?
Note: not respective of cost sharing out of frugality, opportunity, or necessity.
Last night, I did a dutch spit roast with Wayne
by Society Consulted July 27, 2015
When a female farts and said fart gas roles inside of the vagina and then is released with a queef from it's second baking...
Susan went heavy on the bean dip and Double Dutch Oven'd me... I heard the first fart and 30 seconds later she queefed it out!
by OkNowKith December 17, 2018
The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
by The Dutch King 39384 August 08, 2016
When you attempt to give a girl a Dutch Blindfold, but your balls are too small, or her eyes are too wide set, and it ends up simply straddling the bridge of her nose instead.
I went for the Dutch Blindfold with (girl's name) last night, but her eyes are so wide set it ended up looking like spectacles, or Dutch Pince-Nez instead.
by Flemdia October 18, 2011
When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.
by salpalellenmelon November 30, 2011
by Ralahax December 16, 2010
Two men perform the helicopter in front of each other with flaccid penises and without touching. You are allowed to use your hands, but you have to hop on each foot as if jumping double dutch jump rope.
by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010