E-tard

Someone who is technologically challenged

Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard

by beugo6969 April 26, 2024

Jewish gay tard

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking

have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou

by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣‍♀️ April 23, 2018

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Urie Tarded

A way of insulting someone by tricking them into asking about someone called Urie. Sounds like you're retarded. Similar to Joe Mama.

Person 1: Hey do you know Urie?
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*

by Urie Mama September 14, 2021

Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.

Wow, simone and valerio are fuck tards

by Mackol December 2, 2019

R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".

I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."

by Attritionist March 17, 2022