Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name March 7, 2011

Tard

A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.

Armstrong from this metal gear game is a real tard

by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022

Tard licker

Someone that licks tards

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker

by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022

Tard senses

The retard version of spider sense when a train is around

My tard senses are tingling

by 67 god November 18, 2025

Fasc-tard

A Fascist in general, typically one who supports Fascism unironically and is a retard, closely associated with Fasc-holes but worse.

I support Fascism, I hate jews.
- "Shut up Fasc-tard"

by a rando on the internet November 8, 2021

Fuck tard

Someone uncool, ignorant and or mildly retarded.

That stupid young man is fucking retarded. Otherwise known as a fuck tard

by Badapple187 July 19, 2022

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018