Sock Full Of Assholes

Rancid, very pungent, not only smells like an "afterwork in boots all night sock stench", you get the "i haven't wiped for a week StallStench Pewpy"

Chico's breath smells like Dud's asshole full of socks.... ooopsy, I meant ... sock full of assholes... PEEEW!!

by Lord Knows July 17, 2004

Pittsburgh Tube-Sock

When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.

Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.

by Bradley and Jake January 10, 2007

Pink Sock Mirk

The act of pink socking a partner, or enemy pink socking themselves, and then proceeding to slap across the face or mirk the partner or enemy. It is an extremely useful tactic especially if the pink sockee has either ghonnorea or hpv, as this will leave enemys diseased and harmed.

Jose: Dude i swear to god if eric fucks with me one more time im gunna get pink socked and mirk him with it.
Tyler: Damn dude, thats rough.

Later:
Tyler: Dude Eric, jose said hes gunna pink sock mirk you
Eric: If that dirty ass beaner brings his pink sock anywhere near me im gunna pink sock battle him.

Barrack Obama needs to be pink sock mirked by a middle eastern male with hpv and ghonnorea.

by Jose Alcantara April 7, 2010

red sock

When a guys penis begins to bleed due to too much friction of the skin cells rubbing off.

We had so much sex that he was begining to get red socks.

by StephMHS November 3, 2006

Nevada meat sock

;A Nevada meat sock is when a penis and balls are shoved into a vary lose ass hole, its also referred as a Nevada meat socket and plug shove.

Exp:That chick last night was so lose i could of done a Nevada meat sock

by PMC79 March 14, 2011

Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.

Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.

by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009

Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011