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Atkins Dick Sandwich 

A dick sandwich but without the bread. Can still include lettuce or tomato depending on how classy your sandwiches are.
My girl was hungry so I fed her the Atkins dick sandwich.

shit sandwich 

What life is, and you have to deal with it.
Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.
shit sandwich by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

Ham Sandwich

The hot ones always bring along the ham sandwichs.
Ham Sandwich by Mark Fastner July 25, 2007

man sandwich 

Man Sandwich (N.) When two men Squeeze themselves together against a woman making them a man sandwich. It is possible that you can have a double decker, but that would have to include 3 men and 2 women.
When you went into LaFawnda's room with Her and Tyree, did you three make a man sandwich?
man sandwich by Jamaal May 13, 2005

Shit Sandwich 

A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.
You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!

retard sandwich 

A hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese retard who happily eats it.
Give Stephanie the retard sandwich, she is too retarded to beware and too fat to care.
retard sandwich by malachite2 January 24, 2005