poo tea

"Poo tea" is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.

Honey, can you please pass me some poo tea, I think I'm a bit clogged up today.

by greenpenis August 11, 2010

Poo-gi

A clever combination of the two words (a portmanteau if you will, of) "poop" and "vagina"; It describes someone known as a poop-vagina, which is basically, for lack of a better word, a girl who fucked a guy who fucked another guy's butt.

The word describes the transitivity of the poop from the person who "took it" through the medium, who we will call an Adam, to the girl who received the "poopy wiener."

Bill: Hey did you hear Jessica was a poo-gi?
Ted: A what?
Bill: You know, ever since she fucked Adam, she's been a poo-gi.
Ted: WHAT?!
Bill: Man, don't you ever read urban dictionary? You piss me the fuck off. This friendship is over.

by Gr8 Guy October 9, 2008

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

deja poo

A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.

"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"

by Davey J. Smith January 11, 2008

Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

by milesinfront October 21, 2011

coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

by 6-Street September 6, 2008

poo strap

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of wiping the fecal matter on your cock across your partner's upper lip, you wipe it down the from the ear to the chin. Making a poo chin-strap, if you will.

"Hey Mom, sorry to call so late, but these guys are goin to a party -- a poo strap party."

by Joe Silverthorne Bloggs August 24, 2007