Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

A flip style cell phone, usually low end by today's standards, resembling the Star Trek communicator device used in the original series.
I'm surprised no one has defined the star trek phone yet on Urban Dictionary, lots of people use this term.
Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.
Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.
by whitey803 March 30, 2013

by vacuumcleaner666 March 8, 2018

by Phone UnBusters August 10, 2018

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022

Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN: why did you look this up
by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025
