perfectly fat

The balance of fat and muscle on a body. Particularly when the individual's head is is proportional to the fatness of the body.

A: "Man, you're a heifer!"

B: "No, I'm perfectly fat, get it right!"

A: "Wow, you've lost a lot of weight!"

B: "No, I'm still perfectly fat. Once you're perfectly fat, you're perfectly fat."

by FBL aka MC Brains August 7, 2010

Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 25, 2011

Perfected

Perfected is when you just can't go wrong.

What is perfected? Perfected is when you just can't go wrong!

by PotatoTomatoInception July 9, 2011

perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.

Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.

by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012

Perfectionic

to strive to be as beautiful inside and out as Nicole Meyer, one can never be Perfectionic but you can strive to get as close as possible to the beauty she radiates

sorry but I am not perfectionic

by liefde13 January 8, 2014

perfect deeds

A way to recognize someone for helping you out, hooking you up, or otherwise doing right by you. An alternative for 'thank you'.

Sally: I brought the beer.
Ty: Perfect deeds! Put it in the fridge.

by aLop February 22, 2014

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014