sports park

Backing one's car into a parking space for the purpose of being ready to leave in a hurry.

The car was sports-parked in front of the bank.

I like to sports park in the lot so I can get out ahead of everyone else.

by phillid March 17, 2011

South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.

"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"

by btw soma May 16, 2021

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

stripper parking

Parking spot closest to the establishment. Parking spot you leave open for a stripper for a party.

I got to work so early that I got stripper parking.

by W1ck3d.taco March 7, 2019

Asbury Park

Referencing the 1973 Bruce Springsteen song “Spirit in the Night” off the album “Greeting from Asbury Park”. Refers to the insane and enjoyable times of high schoolers in small to medium sized towns across America. These experiences often cause nostalgia in college students and 40 year olds alike.

“Damn my Asbury Park is over”

by grupenhof August 30, 2019

Disco Parking

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008