Bob The Potato

Bob the potato is a potato from the book sensation Potato's Journey. Potato's Journey is a famous book of the 6th grade in a school.

Someone: Where is Bob the Potato?

Me: Idk where is he?

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

Potato dick

A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.

Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

specular potato

Youtuber who plays hypixel, he sucks dw

Specular potato sucks

by Xoinck October 29, 2020

Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

dutch potato

A total idiot and is a extremely offensive terms for everyone

Did you hear what Caitlin called Colin?

No what?
A Dutch potato

Well that is true

by Harrypotter394 June 20, 2016

Mashing the potato

Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.

Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!

by On-a-whole-other-level September 19, 2016

Potato Smash

A potato smash begins when placing a luke-warm potato that has been baking at 200 degrees for 40 minutes and laid to cool for 20 minutes. When you are engaging in sexual relations with a partner.beforehand, proceed to place the potato next to the womens or mens vagina and begin to thrust through the soft potato into the vagina or anus. Add salt and butter to soften the potato smash

Just did a potato smash with sheryl last night.

Love to potato smash.

Im going to potato smash you hard after we visit you parents.

by bigbopper69er January 21, 2018