Time-jedi

1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.

2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.

Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*

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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE

by Bleaghs March 27, 2010

Elon time

taking something that used to seem impossible and far off in the future and making it feel like it’s actually late

Elon time is accelerating the launch of Model 3 by a whole year with respect to original planning, and when subsequently facing a few months delay, the whole world tells you you’re late...

by EV_rebel May 14, 2021

sad times

something that is very deep or depressing

christianna: "I forgot to watch the new miraculous episode"
samah: "sad times"

by magicalskies24 September 18, 2019

facebook time

(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.

form of face time.

"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."

by madelinefersure December 25, 2008

Mog Time

A bad as mamoth wildy pker in runescape! Beast of a switcher that brids anyone he can in the wild! Don't even say gl, say gf as you die!! You can not spec out mogtime, how many times does he have to tell you bro!

Fuck shit up mog!

you are in the wild and you see mog time's name, you are already dead, gf bitch!

by zettoan on runescape July 25, 2011

tea time

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.

Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*

by Your mom November 5, 2003

Big Time

-transitive verb

The act of deliberately not answering the phone (esp. after looking at the Caller ID)

To fail to keep an appointment with (someone, esp. a friend)

To 'stand up.'

"I called him, but I think he big timed me."

or

"are we really gonna kick it? or are you gonna big time me again?"

by Cleelus Mathews May 26, 2008