1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
by Bleaghs March 27, 2010
Get the Time-jedimug. taking something that used to seem impossible and far off in the future and making it feel like it’s actually late
Elon time is accelerating the launch of Model 3 by a whole year with respect to original planning, and when subsequently facing a few months delay, the whole world tells you you’re late...
by EV_rebel May 14, 2021
Get the Elon timemug. by magicalskies24 September 18, 2019
Get the sad timesmug. (n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.
form of face time.
form of face time.
by madelinefersure December 25, 2008
Get the facebook timemug. A bad as mamoth wildy pker in runescape! Beast of a switcher that brids anyone he can in the wild! Don't even say gl, say gf as you die!! You can not spec out mogtime, how many times does he have to tell you bro!
Fuck shit up mog!
Fuck shit up mog!
by zettoan on runescape July 25, 2011
Get the Mog Timemug. by Your mom November 5, 2003
Get the tea timemug. -transitive verb
The act of deliberately not answering the phone (esp. after looking at the Caller ID)
To fail to keep an appointment with (someone, esp. a friend)
To 'stand up.'
The act of deliberately not answering the phone (esp. after looking at the Caller ID)
To fail to keep an appointment with (someone, esp. a friend)
To 'stand up.'
"I called him, but I think he big timed me."
or
"are we really gonna kick it? or are you gonna big time me again?"
or
"are we really gonna kick it? or are you gonna big time me again?"
by Cleelus Mathews May 26, 2008
Get the Big Timemug.