Beer Swap

While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.

We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.

by rKrDuDe265 January 1, 2010

beer fort

Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.

Hey altalp! Check out this killer beer fort we made!

by HerrKenny July 27, 2007

Beer-sleeve

A total nerd. Like a person who spills beer on their sleeve.

That kid doesn't know how to dance. What a beer-sleeve!

by carleno January 19, 2015

Dog Beers

Drinking beers left behind while people away from their table in a bar.

Sam was getting drunk on dog beers before they caught him. That is when the fight started.

by SGT Nitro September 22, 2015

beer loop

Sunday afternoon bicycle ride to a number of local pubs for a pint or two at each. Starting at home, looping around a section of the city stopping at your favorite pubs heading back home hopefully intact.

On Sunday afternoon's if the weather is decent we'll ride from home and go downtown along the river for a pint at a couple of pubs, and loop around the city through midtown at a few more palces until we arive home with a nice buzz. It is a pleasant beer loop.

by bullet88 May 29, 2009

Beer pressure

A force which sways one to act in a way one would not normaly act... usually after the copious consumption of beers.

"I was beer pressured to... take my pants off at the Bar Mitzvah" and run while singing "danger zone"...

by Velocian69 September 25, 2009

beer cocktail

A beverage consisting of some fruit juice and beer. Typically drank by metro sexual dumb asses who don't have the testicular fortitude to drink whiskey or Guinness.

Orange juice and Budweiser.

Man Girl 1: What would you like to drink?
Man Girl 2: Oh, my vagina hurts too much today. How about a beer cocktail.
Man Girl 1: You bet, don't forget to wear your dress and Gay pride sticker.

by Beer Drinker1 February 19, 2008