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uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.
"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."
by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018
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Stock Rock

Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.
I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.
by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017
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'Nam Rock

A genre comprised of rock used for the soundtracks of old Vietnam War films. Basically CCR songs, but can include songs from other groups from the 60s and 70s.
"Breh, turn of that 'Nam Rock."
"Nah, dude, 'Run Through the Jungle' slaps."
by PeaceFrog112 February 12, 2021
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Slop Rocks

She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.
by aegic0la May 27, 2022
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MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.
"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."
by zombieskin January 1, 2012
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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jingle rock

Modern "Indie" or "rock" music that plays on commercials. Bands like Imagine Dragons, Capital Cities and Portugal The Man.
Jingle rock is another term for "Corporate Rock"
by fartfootnugent November 18, 2017
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