Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa
by bambo15 October 7, 2017
Get the limp penismug. by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011
Get the Salsbury Penismug. This anatomical Holy Grail is the source of much strife, immaturity and insecurity amongst younger males with no conception of the inner workings of its female counterpart. In actuality, rigidity is a far more important factor in stimulating the female genitalia than either girth or length. Girth, secondarily, is often said to be noticeably more important than length, provided one possesses at least the length of the girl's longest finger (tiny girls don't require the same proportions that tall girls do).
Five and a half inches is the average length of the American penis, so chances are very good that you have all the equipment you need. Relax, watch some porn, learn how to use what you have.
Five and a half inches is the average length of the American penis, so chances are very good that you have all the equipment you need. Relax, watch some porn, learn how to use what you have.
Sam: "How the hell does Ying get all the girls? He can't have more than four inches!"
Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
Sam: "Shaddap."
Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
Sam: "Shaddap."
by kathairon February 20, 2010
Get the Big Penismug. by Dos Hanglos September 9, 2003
Get the Penis poppermug. A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the penis queefmug. by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008
Get the monkey penismug. (v.) Act of a woman giving the balls/grundle/junk the motorboat effect. Studies have shown this to be most enjoyable... especially while eating corn beef hash.t
The Penis Motorboat...
By Patrck J. Ferro, Jr.
Narrated by Jason Blank
What happened was... I woke up one morning and I came out of this persons house which I didn't know wher eit was. And I saw a blue sky. And as I called my friends, they were like where are you, and I was like, I don't know, but I just saw a blue sky and went. So... I walked that way. And after a couple of blocks, I arrived at the ocean. And at the ocean I found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, And I saw the nice grass on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because I was still drunk, and to this day I have never been back there, But, they had the best corn beef hash. And, as I was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and I did. And I am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as I was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two balls, and motor boated the shit out of them. And it was amazing. This cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. There is no greater feeling than a penis motor while eating corn beef hash.
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By Patrck J. Ferro, Jr.
Narrated by Jason Blank
What happened was... I woke up one morning and I came out of this persons house which I didn't know wher eit was. And I saw a blue sky. And as I called my friends, they were like where are you, and I was like, I don't know, but I just saw a blue sky and went. So... I walked that way. And after a couple of blocks, I arrived at the ocean. And at the ocean I found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, And I saw the nice grass on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because I was still drunk, and to this day I have never been back there, But, they had the best corn beef hash. And, as I was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and I did. And I am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as I was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two balls, and motor boated the shit out of them. And it was amazing. This cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. There is no greater feeling than a penis motor while eating corn beef hash.
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by John McGizzle July 11, 2009
Get the penis motorboatmug.