Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

Noodles

amazing,awesome,delicious may god bless who created noodles.Noodles are so good and especially when u add topings its the best lol

What's that?
Its Noodles,here try
mm amazing

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Chicken Noodle Soup

When you skill fuck a girl and explosively nut in her throat so hard that she makes a loud BGAAAWWWKK noise (similar to that of a chicken)

I expected she was a freak but when she said she wanted a Chicken Noodle Soup, that’s when I was absolutely certain

by xhristopher9 May 11, 2022

Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011