by Totsally April 27, 2015
Get the New Shoes Old Lacesmug. A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.
I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
by JSBII December 21, 2020
Get the bowling shoemug. by IDontLikeShoes January 13, 2022
Get the shoemug. Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022
Get the Blue Suede Shoesmug. Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.
Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024
Get the Shoe Gophersmug. 
neepads
by Zack's mom April 18, 2024
Get the Cocksucker shoesmug.