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Hail mary baby

An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.
"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"

"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
by angry lil bird September 23, 2013
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Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011
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marie sophie

David from Germany gets hard on her
David: Tim, Masi is pretty hot
Maxim and Alex: Dunno, Marie Sophie seems kinda boring
by DhasabigD April 27, 2019
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Mary's blood bath

Having sex while your girl is on her period.
Me and Sarah had Mary's blood bath last night.
by Smackdatfatass May 16, 2016
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mary jane watson

A sex position in which person A is hung from the ceiling by their feet and person B stands upright facing them so that they may perform a vertical 69. Person B must wear a red wig for the position to be legitimate.
My favorite sex positions are doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and the Mary Jane Watson!
by stacy.dillsen April 24, 2017
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Alexandra Marie Koenig

Alexandra Marie Koenig (Alex) is a great person and so beautiful. She will care for you forever and turn #BroCkeAn with you when you are. She's always in a great mood unless you shat on her floor or talk about how hot Georgenotfound is every second. ATM, shes kinda addicted to Olivia Rodrigo and Zombie Tycoon. She's a great friends and will always be there for you and listen no matter what. Oh and ig she likes dancing too
by Julesnotfound July 12, 2021
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st. mary's annapolis

A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans know to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies (9) and D1 schools (entire women's lax team) per capita. Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.
Woah, who is the lax chick drinking her weight over there?
Oh, she goes to St. Mary's annapolis.

Wow, talk about tough opponents, must be something they learn at St. Mary's.
by Saintmaniac July 20, 2008
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