smart, often fast. can make funny jokes. has that one girlfriend that wants to control him. he finally see's after a while and breaks up. he has a beautiful hairstyle and is dog shit at chess. has a horse cock
girl1:omg did you hear girl3broke up with logan?
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
by dolphinpussyjelly October 31, 2021
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by zoelane July 15, 2021
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A typical Logan, in the experience of the writer, has the intelligence of a sea cucumber that has been set out to dry, for two weeks. He thinks he is hot shit. This is incorrect. He believes that doing drugs is a personality trait, when really it merely makes the troglodyte appear ever more dense than usual.
Logan: Whilst walking, attempting to boast, "Yo guys I just got a girlfriend again!"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
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