It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Lick

When someone euphorically appreciates family or friends. Often used online pedantically to give the impression of a typo, only to correct the individual that no, you meant lick obviously.

I am so lick for the friends and family in my life. I like the Pearl Jam version better, but friend recommend this so I have to share it!

by Libnevarc June 29, 2025

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

lick my gooch

WHEN YOU WANT A REAL NIGGA TO LICK YA GOOCH YFM

LICK MY GOOCH NIGGA

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 19, 2023

Licks

To get your licks in is equivalent to get my hits in. Getting in a lick means to land a hit in a fight

Ima get my licks in though.
I got a couple of licks in.

by Dodger2234 September 22, 2021

Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.

Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.

by phrase_minter September 13, 2010

A brain licking lad

Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock

Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021