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Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020
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Kyle

A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.
Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?
by channelmanic May 21, 2020
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Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.
Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...
by Tyrry May 23, 2020
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Kylee

Kylee is a know it all who doesn’t allow anyone to tell her she’s wrong. The most annoying human to be around and has to tell you every irrelevant story to include herself in every conversation. Will interrupt everytime you speak
Oh my god Kylee is interrupting again!”
by Kristi443 May 27, 2020
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Kyle

Usually a bellow average human that will not go very far in life but will do his best trying. Typically people around Kyle will recognize him/her as a bag of dicks and kick Kyle repeatedly.
Brian: wow look at that kyle over there! Lets go kick him in the dick

Everyone else: Of course! What else are you supposed to do with a kyle
by I’ll_doubleleg_you May 30, 2020
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Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020
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Kyle is a weakling male who needs to step the FUCC UP.
Person 1 : What's your name?
Person 2: Kyle.
Person 1: I can already tell you need to step the FUCC UP KYLE.
by kamukurakamukurayasqueen February 21, 2020
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