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Jordan

A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.
Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan

Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian
by anonymous April 26, 2022
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same
by Swankers April 10, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
mugGet the Michael Jordanmug.

kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.
Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.
by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017
mugGet the kory jordanmug.

Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI
“Jordan is a real dim naai
by Micael.brown November 21, 2023
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Male from Alabama that will nut in your step sister in a heart beat
Jordan like boys
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.
What a spec, gotta be jordan
by CTExtraterrestrial February 1, 2024
mugGet the Jordanmug.

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