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a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
by BobbyBH January 30, 2022
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Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.
Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!
by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021
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amber jones

a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.
thor: omg did you see that singer, i think her names ‘amber jones’ she’s a new singer!! i think she will make it in this world.
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼
by ab11_ July 23, 2021
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grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.
"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"
by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024
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Jones

A raging homosexual whose home is a place called RR. He is know for being a giant cuck who is a plague spreading his gayness across rr.
yeah that fag is a total jones
by AntMan the Killer of Gays December 26, 2018
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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Frankie Jones

Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s

Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
Frankie Jones made mad loose game after the school run
by Sellers barmy army November 23, 2021
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