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jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day
Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.
by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023
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Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.
by redled69 August 10, 2023
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johnathan

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
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Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them
Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered
by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024
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Jonatan Aron Leandoer Håstad

The full name of Swedish rapper, singer, and song writer known as Yung Lean.
“Hey, what’s Yung Lean’s full name?”
“Oh, it’s Jonatan Aron Leandoer Håstad.”
by babyaxstro August 2, 2024
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Jonah Woodburn

Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.

Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.
Max: “Jonah woodburn!”
Ruben “ohh yes! Thank you!”
by Bushwalk August 17, 2024
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Jonah

jonah the name
by negaballslicker October 22, 2023
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