Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017

Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

White island

When your master baiting in a bathtub and you cum and the jizz is floating there like a white island

Dude I just took a bath and made a huge white island

by Star wanker03 November 26, 2017

island nails

when a females nail polish is chipped.

Destiny needs to go back to Ling Ling and get her nails done, why would she walk around with those Island nails like that.

by bribri27 November 29, 2017

Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX

“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”

by bigtruz May 9, 2018

Staten Island Hittaz

A group of dirt bike and atv riders who gained popularity in their city for riding and performing stunts on the streets of Staten Island, New York.

My girlfriend always comes home smelling like 2 stroke oil or gas. I think shes cheating on me with one of those guys from Staten Island Hittaz"

by Theforgottenboro March 31, 2017

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016