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Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.
Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.
by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022
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bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts
Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.
by Lildiknik December 14, 2018
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Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.
I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.
by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023
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spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans
by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019
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Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum
1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!
by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021
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DR. BEAN

A mysterious Rapper who drops fire songs and then mysteriously disappears from the rap scene for months at a time.
May or may not be connected to the popular BEANOS meme, with the purple bean from a peanut commercial.
Dr. Bean is also a certified player, usually surrounded by 4 or more women at a time.
Dr. Bean is a Rapper and player who is really cool
Guy- “Holy shit is that Doctor Bean?”
Girl- “I want to fuck him so bad holy shit”
by GOd OF BOI May 16, 2022
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Mean bean

One of the several flavors available in the Monster Java Energy Drink line. The best Java flavor to exist.

ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.
1. Mean Bean is the best monster flavor. Ong
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!
by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022
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