un-bacon

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.

by Dick Perses February 12, 2010

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.

The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.

by BarebackJack August 14, 2021

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013

gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit

bacon bakon gets bitches

by bak0n August 15, 2022

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024