Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

Human bin

Someone trashy who is being used.

Ugh, Becky is such a human bin. Did you see her with Bob the other night?

by BranK18 July 12, 2018

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human

Verb; to human is when one interacts with other and puts stuff in their body known as food

Ima go be human for a second hold on...

by Monstrosity99 August 18, 2018

human

hopefully you know what this is. you are one... or are you?

I am a human.

by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019

Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018