hot pocket 

A women's vagina.

I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket

hot pocket by naughty nikki December 29, 2013

Hot Ninja 

Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.

Isn't she just angelic when she's asleep like that? It's like she's just quietly begging for a hot ninja.

Hot Ninja by Richard™ February 20, 2007

Hot Shelly 

When you piss in a garbage bag and fill it with five pounds of feces and smack someone in the face with it.

I gave your mother a hot shelly last night

Hot Shelly by Paul Shipley December 2, 2004

Hot Cross 

A good band that can be labeled screamo. They are and underground band. Their insane guitar and drum parts have formed to make amazing music. The band was formed from Saetia.

Person1 : Man, i really liked saetia.

Person2 : Dont worry, listen to Hot Cross its the same thing. Here wanna listen to their latest album Cryonics?

Hot Cross by Longway2fall1027 July 17, 2005

Hot Archaeopteryx 

When you're having sex with a girl from behind and you jizz on her back then coat her with dodo feathers, under a minimum of 3 furlongs of lithified sediment.

THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!

The Hot Archaeopteryx is a good trick. Problem is you can only do it once.

Hot Archaeopteryx by CasketBung March 22, 2009

hot boxin 

When you and your partner have sex in a car, the windows fog up. this is hot boxin. Or when you and your friends light up a joint and the smoke clings to the windows.

boy: last night i took my gal to makeout point
friend: oh yeah! what happend
boy: well we were getting hot and heavy but we had to stop
friend: why?
boy: the po-po came when the car started hot boxin

hot boxin by Evil_Mufassa December 27, 2007

hot dog 

male prostitute

We have $65,000 budget for Hot Dog Friday. Let's fly in some "hot dogs" from Chicago.
Get some "pizza" too!
If we get the same “waitresses,” I’m all for it!!!

hot dog by TheGoyWonder February 12, 2017