barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."

by ruby_wired September 28, 2023

Black tree frog

a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.

Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 2, 2023

Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 20, 2023

Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.

Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.

by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023

Jalapeno Bull Frog

When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.

Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog

by anonymous January 4, 2024

hit the frog

typical lax bro move - to pose for a photo dropping the side of one's mouth. often coupled with a lifted index finger referring to their recent club lacrosse conference championship.

"Did you see Sam's frog in his recent insta post?"
"Yeah bro he hit the frog right on it's head! Got me psyched!"

by imchawed March 7, 2024