Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

coffeejellyadict

they're mentally ill but it's ok because they have huge cock and balls

person 1: babe wake up coffeejellyadict just posted
person 2: im fucking your brother

by mikotoswife May 20, 2022

Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants

Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty

by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Coffee

This is a brown-colored drink. Milk, sugar and cream can be added to it, or even cinnamon, ice cream and butter. It contains caffeine, which is what makes drinking coffee refreshing. Caffeine stimulates the nerve system. Children should avoid drinking coffee.

Drinking coffee is commonly drunk in the morning and afternoon.

by pqlamzowksnxiejdbcurhfvytg June 27, 2022

coffeecrashed

someone who is extremely chad and drinks too much cafine

"you dude coffeecrashed is chad"

by CoffeeCrashed July 12, 2022

Cuffed

To make your boy Cam (we all have a cam) bend over and have the homies flick his butthole one at a time with their index finger.

Cam be wildin’ like a fool lately. Might have to get that baby boy cuffed up

by Lil milkshake boy July 12, 2022