Anal sex

It's very similar to a sport, tennis, which people often gets confused between those two activities.

"wait a minute... This isn't tennis! This is anal sex!!"

by KillMe420 April 22, 2019

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

anal angel

A person who's anal cavity is so tight you damn near pass out and go to heaven while fucking it.

"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"

"Holy shit! I had sex with that chick Kaitlyn and I thought I died and went to heaven. She's a total anal angel!"

by Bitchwithallthecats August 19, 2015

Anal Vegetable

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum

Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye

by flangeface March 27, 2011

anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

Anal Ring

A ring of matter orbiting Uranus.

Anal rings are intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune.

by Raul Terra November 4, 2020

Anal Captivity

When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.

Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.

by Paycheck October 16, 2012