Josh

To be the either the finest or most autistic being to live

'God you are such a Josh'

by I'm the 13th disciple of Jesus June 10, 2018

Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”

by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018

Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman

oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know

by grienLOF December 12, 2023

Josh

A hot mf that is in love with a girl like two years younger than him

Who’s that dude with Jacky? Oh that’s her bf Josh who’s older than her but not in a creepy pedo way.

by JuiceBoxAndBread September 10, 2021

josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

Josh

Josh is a cool and funny guy. He can take jokes and make jokes (some weirder than others) he is extremely caring and he loves his friends and family, hes also good in bed. Hes very helpful and if you ever feel down he will help you.

Josh is going to the park.

by markuazazon October 12, 2020

Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.

Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017

by JMartBoii September 25, 2019