Candy Week

The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.

'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'

by ciphrex August 06, 2014

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 01, 2020

candy shot

Similar to criffing and spooing but mixing the dried ejaculate with MDMA before snorting it.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, mixing it with MDMA, making lines and snorting it.

This stripper I hooked up with did a candy shot of my dried splooge before heading back to work

by candy shot May 05, 2022

candy creeper

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017

Sour candy

When he/she’s ugly but has a pretty personality

Theres this girl i like but shes sour candy

by Weeweewaa September 06, 2021

Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane

Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.

by Wesdog64 January 17, 2018

Dragon's Pubes Candy

Failed attempt of Dragon's Beard Candy

That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy

by BaconBlue November 22, 2023